Post by A k i t o on Jan 26, 2008 21:51:59 GMT 7
Right now, I'm bored. But I really find it funny when Pierrot from Monaco Baking Contest judging a bread. So, I decide to share it.
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Kazuma just baked a bread using microwave. He gave it to Pierrot. When Pierrot refuse to eat, saying that he hated Microwave, the team lost control and force it to eat. Pierrot ate that bread and give them a disqualified sign, or speech. Then, he explained why he hated it so much:
His previous boss, Don, told him a story about a cat that dead in a microwave.(Laughing here!)
One day, A grandmother is washing her pet cat. Her pet cat is named Maria. A blackish Cat. It refused to get scrub eagerly. When it is drying time, the grandmother is really stupid...well, for me.
"Oh, its the new Microwave, Maria, lets put you inside to make you much faster to dry up."
The cat began to struggle of her hands. But Humans are powerful. The old woman turn it on. The next scene i see, is the grandmother mourning to the pet.
"Oh Maria, I'm so sorry, its all my fault for putting you in a microwave." She began to cry and cry. Until Kid, a lawyer appeared.
"Do not worry my lady. It is not you who killed Maria. Its the Microwave Company!" He said. The grandmother, looked at him curiously. "Why?" She began to cry even more.
"Look, does the microwave has a "DO NOT PUT ANIMALS INSIDE" sign warning" on it?" He asked. "Er..no..Yes Yes! Thats the answer!" And they went to the court."Yes, lets us avenge Maria!"
At last, the old woman and kid won the case. The microwave company has been sued and offered up to 1 billion yen to the old woman and kid.
"So Pierrot, please be careful of your cloning skills might cause death upon the audience." The boss warned. "Yes I will" Pierrot agreed.
"Because of the story of Maria's death, I put on many warnings around the Quondam(His Circus)! And I always looked around, finding people who might be dead. Oh I feel verry stressful about it!"
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Kazuma and the team got really dulled about it. A cat dead in a microwave..is really funny..haha but when they got disqualified, it means a bye bye, so the team complained again until Shachihoko(America ST. Pierre Member) showed up.
"I am very sorry, but that is just a JOKE!" He made it clear. Its a joke. "A..JOKE?!!" Pierrot was shock and feel really bad. But he manage to sneak another joke.
"DO NOT WORRY NIPON TAISHO! ITS A PIERROT JOKE! AND NOW, THE WINNER IS, NIHON!"
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xDD They Won!! ...Kinda funny that they end up winning that way...do you guys have any jokes? xD
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Kazuma just baked a bread using microwave. He gave it to Pierrot. When Pierrot refuse to eat, saying that he hated Microwave, the team lost control and force it to eat. Pierrot ate that bread and give them a disqualified sign, or speech. Then, he explained why he hated it so much:
His previous boss, Don, told him a story about a cat that dead in a microwave.(Laughing here!)
One day, A grandmother is washing her pet cat. Her pet cat is named Maria. A blackish Cat. It refused to get scrub eagerly. When it is drying time, the grandmother is really stupid...well, for me.
"Oh, its the new Microwave, Maria, lets put you inside to make you much faster to dry up."
The cat began to struggle of her hands. But Humans are powerful. The old woman turn it on. The next scene i see, is the grandmother mourning to the pet.
"Oh Maria, I'm so sorry, its all my fault for putting you in a microwave." She began to cry and cry. Until Kid, a lawyer appeared.
"Do not worry my lady. It is not you who killed Maria. Its the Microwave Company!" He said. The grandmother, looked at him curiously. "Why?" She began to cry even more.
"Look, does the microwave has a "DO NOT PUT ANIMALS INSIDE" sign warning" on it?" He asked. "Er..no..Yes Yes! Thats the answer!" And they went to the court."Yes, lets us avenge Maria!"
At last, the old woman and kid won the case. The microwave company has been sued and offered up to 1 billion yen to the old woman and kid.
"So Pierrot, please be careful of your cloning skills might cause death upon the audience." The boss warned. "Yes I will" Pierrot agreed.
"Because of the story of Maria's death, I put on many warnings around the Quondam(His Circus)! And I always looked around, finding people who might be dead. Oh I feel verry stressful about it!"
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Kazuma and the team got really dulled about it. A cat dead in a microwave..is really funny..haha but when they got disqualified, it means a bye bye, so the team complained again until Shachihoko(America ST. Pierre Member) showed up.
"I am very sorry, but that is just a JOKE!" He made it clear. Its a joke. "A..JOKE?!!" Pierrot was shock and feel really bad. But he manage to sneak another joke.
"DO NOT WORRY NIPON TAISHO! ITS A PIERROT JOKE! AND NOW, THE WINNER IS, NIHON!"
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xDD They Won!! ...Kinda funny that they end up winning that way...do you guys have any jokes? xD
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